I’m never traveling with my mother again. Always caring when she can get her next cigarette, chain smoking like a fiend, and more luggage than one person should ever have.

Better get used to things not going how you want them to and people waiting on you hand and foot, princess mom

Hey you! Yeah you

You’re extensions look like shit. They don’t even match your hair and oh yeah your haircut is all fucked up too. Maybe you should leave that kind of stuff to us professionals so in the future you won’t look like a cat hacked up a hair ball on your head.

Dear Bradley Cooper,

Can I sit on your lap

Or face, which ever you prefer

Are all of my followers dead or y’all just not like talking?

Everyone go “like” my new page. Seriously it only takes a few seconds and would mean the world to me <3